hey batter batter.

[ooglah booglah boo] So one minute you're walking along minding your own business, maybe thinking about your honey, maybe wondering if the taqueria is still open this late, maybe thinking about how awesome it would be if something just jumped out of the bushes right now--

and then a Fomor jumps out of the bushes.

This thing stinks. The smell would be enough to turn the stomach of an inexperienced warrior, and the sight on top of it is horrific: this creature's jaw is unhinged, wide enough that a domesticated animal or small child would easily fit in its maw, and strips of flesh and torn clothing hangs from its teeth. When it hisses, which it does as soon as it lays eyes on the Godi, the smell wafts toward him like a warning. At the end of both of its hands are long, glistening claws, and it twitches, snuffling and snorting in what sounds like glee, as it starts to advance.

[Remy] When you're a Garou, trouble finds you. When you're a Fenrir, you go looking for trouble. And this would be why Remy's trawling the dark lawns and tree-lined paths of Grant Park tonight, baseball bat in hand, whistling off-key, whacking indiscriminately at shadows and shrubs as he passes.

When the fomor pops out of hiding, Remy's whistling cuts off for a second, long enough for him to split a grin. He taps the head of the bat on the ground once-twice, then gets into an exaggerated batting stance. "Well, well. Looks like little Tommy wants to come and play ball. Come on, now, don't be shy. Bring that pretty face over here."

And he starts whistling the stadium charge.

[Remy] [-1WP resist pain, -1Gn soak talen for +3!]

[ooglah booglah boo] [+7!]
Dice Rolled:[ 1 d10 ] 10

[Remy] [current inits = 1d10 +7]
Dice Rolled:[ 1 d10 ] 10

[ooglah booglah boo]
Dice Rolled:[ 1 d10 ] 8

[Remy] [tiebreaker!]
Dice Rolled:[ 1 d10 ] 2

[Remy] [-1R: pop crinos
1a. hey batterbatterbatter SWING!
b. bite!
R1. claw!
R2. bite!]

[ooglah booglah boo] [1a:
1b:
1c:
1d: swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe!]

[ooglah booglah boo] [1a: -5]
Dice Rolled:[ 4 d10 ] 3, 4, 7, 8 (Success x 2 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [+1]
Dice Rolled:[ 7 d10 ] 1, 5, 7, 7, 9, 10, 10 (Success x 4 at target 6)

[Remy] [soak!]
Dice Rolled:[ 9 d10 ] 1, 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10 (Success x 2 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [1b: -6]
Dice Rolled:[ 3 d10 ] 4, 8, 10 (Success x 2 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [+1]
Dice Rolled:[ 7 d10 ] 4, 4, 6, 6, 7, 9, 9 (Success x 5 at target 6)

[Remy] [soak!]
Dice Rolled:[ 9 d10 ] 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 7, 9, 10, 10 (Success x 6 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [1c: -6]
Dice Rolled:[ 3 d10 ] 1, 2, 4 (Botch x 1 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [OW MY EYE]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 1, 6, 6, 6, 8, 8 (Success x 4 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [SOAK]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9 (Success x 1 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [1d: -7]
Dice Rolled:[ 2 d10 ] 3, 10 (Success x 1 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [+0]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 1, 4, 4, 6, 8, 9 (Success x 2 at target 6)

[Remy] [soak!]
Dice Rolled:[ 9 d10 ] 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 7, 8, 9 (Success x 5 at target 6)

[Remy] 1a. -2 SWING!
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 1, 2, 4, 5, 5, 9 (Failure at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [2 suxx, treating it like a club, makes it diff 5! *gavelslam*]

[Remy] [whoops, diff 5 = 2 suxx. str +1 +1(succ) Bashing]
Dice Rolled:[ 9 d10 ] 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 6, 10 (Success x 1 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [Owwwww!]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 1, 1, 3, 3, 5, 7 (Failure at target 6)

[Remy] HAHA. least it fuckin failed to soak. *LOL*

b. chomp! -3
Dice Rolled:[ 5 d10 ] 1, 2, 8, 8, 9 (Success x 2 at target 5)

[Remy] [dam = str +1 (crinos bite) +1 (succ)]
Dice Rolled:[ 9 d10 ] 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 8, 10 (Success x 2 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [Soak!]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 1, 2, 4, 4, 7, 9 (Success x 1 at target 6)

[Remy] R1. claw!
Dice Rolled:[ 8 d10 ] 1, 2, 5, 6, 6, 7, 8, 8, 10, 10 (Success x 6 at target 6) Re-rolls: 2

[Remy] [dam +2 (crinos claw) +5 (succ)]
Dice Rolled:[ 14 d10 ] 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 6, 6, 7, 9, 9, 10 (Success x 4 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [Nooo I want to liiive!]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 2, 5, 8, 8, 9, 9 (Success x 4 at target 6)

[Remy] R2. bite!
Dice Rolled:[ 8 d10 ] 1, 4, 7, 7, 7, 8, 8, 9 (Success x 5 at target 5)

[Remy] [dam +1 +4]
Dice Rolled:[ 12 d10 ] 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7, 9, 9 (Success x 4 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [Ack!]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 5, 6, 6, 7, 8, 8 (Success x 5 at target 6)

[Remy] [ehem. R1's damage again -- wrong + of dice!]
Dice Rolled:[ 13 d10 ] 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10 (Success x 4 at target 6)

[Remy] Three seconds later -- an eternity in combat-time -- the most grievous wound done on the creature remains by its own hand. Aggravated now, the dappled grey beast throws aside the cheap-ass Louisville slugger. It whips into the trees, fast enough to clip branches clean in two -- disappears into the murk. Beating his open palms on his chest, gorillalike, the Godi roars a slaver-mawed challenge at the Fomor.

[Remy] [inits, now +8]
Dice Rolled:[ 1 d10 ] 9

[ooglah booglah boo] The Fomor is insane: it's clearly slowed down by the amount of damage done to it, yet when the Fenrir roars in its face, it giggles.

[ooglah booglah boo] [+7]
Dice Rolled:[ 1 d10 ] 10

[ooglah booglah boo] [1a:
1b: SLICE]

[Remy] 1a. bite
b. bite!
c. bite
R1. bite. *unimaginative*

[Remy] [erk and! -1R to hispo ffs.

-3 dice!]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 2, 2, 3, 8, 9, 9, 10 (Success x 4 at target 5) Re-rolls: 1

[Remy] [dam +2 +3]
Dice Rolled:[ 11 d10 ] 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 5, 7, 7, 8, 10 (Success x 3 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [HEE HEE HEE]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 1, 5, 5, 6, 7, 9 (Success x 2 at target 6)

[Remy] b -4
Dice Rolled:[ 5 d10 ] 3, 8, 9, 9, 9 (Success x 4 at target 5)

[Remy] [dam -- same]
Dice Rolled:[ 11 d10 ] 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10 (Success x 2 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [THAT TICKLES]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 4, 5, 5, 7, 7, 7 (Success x 3 at target 6)

[Remy] c -5
Dice Rolled:[ 4 d10 ] 3, 5, 6, 8, 10 (Success x 4 at target 5) Re-rolls: 1

[Remy] [srsly, HAIL MOTHERFUCKER.]
Dice Rolled:[ 11 d10 ] 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 10 (Success x 6 at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] [OH HO HO HO]
Dice Rolled:[ 6 d10 ] 1, 1, 1, 4, 5, 9 (Failure at target 6)

[ooglah booglah boo] This thing dies so hard it's not even funny. Its head goes sailing down the sidewalk, putrid black blood spraying for several seconds before it falls at Remy's paws. This thing is tall but solid; its bones will make excellent dust for a summoning.

[YEEBOI]